Car Bomb
Around 12.30 today while having lunch with my daughter:
two years old ally: mama, car bomb! bitte! bitte! (bitte means ‘please’ in english BTW)
confused mama: car bomb? huh? what? car bomb?
two years old ally: yes *nodding* bitte! bitte! car bomb!
confused mama: but what? car bomb?
two years old ally: mamaaaaaaa, caaaaaaaaaar booomb! hmmpt!! please mama! car bomb!!bitte! bitte!!
confused mama: but what car bomb natalie? I don’t understand you! sorry you have to show mama! what car bomb is!! where’s car bomb?
two years old ally: maaaaamaaaaaa, caaaaar booooomb! bitteeeeeeeeee!
confused mama: but I don’t get it! you have to show it to mama! bitteeeeeee!
two years old ally: caaaaaaar booooooomb!! maaaaaaaaaaamaaaa!
confused mama: Shhh! please natalie! not too loud! kira’s sleeping!
two years old ally: car bomb mama! please!please!
confused mama: ay natalie! then go and get car bomb! where’s car bomb? *scratching head*
a minute later, she came with the fork
confused mama:now, where’s car bomb?
ally: da!(there!)
confused mama: that’s a fork natalie!
ally: neinnnnnn!(nooo!) car bomb!
confused mama: that’s fork in english natie! gabel in german! not car bomb!
ally: Ja!*nodding* car bomb!
confused mama: fooorrrk!
ally: nooo fooooork!
confused mama: schoen gut! schoen gut!( alright! alright!) car bomb! uhmmmm!please eat now!
Frankly,am still very confused right now why she’s calling ‘fork’ a car bomb! lol
Moral lesson? don’t watch too much CNN? hehehe
January 24th, 2009 02:08
MOMMAA MIAA!!! hahaha! i was reading this entry on my bloglines and i can’t help laughing so hard!
January 24th, 2009 04:09
Hehehehehe…funny…and puzzling !
January 24th, 2009 07:30
husband said: she’s your daughter afterall, she has to contradict! hehe
and he added,natie probably meant ‘gabel’ (fork)
ga—bel car—bomb yep it make sense lol
January 25th, 2009 06:10
Hahah… nakakaloka! And yong sinabi ni hubby makes sense…:-) She has to contradict…! Hahahah
January 25th, 2009 11:28
hahahaha!why car bomb??saan nya nakuha yung idea na yun?
hahaha!nakakatakot naman ang lunch nyo,Cheh!with matching car bomb!hahhaha!naaliw ako
January 26th, 2009 05:16
haha so cute…i too would be confused, but yeah close nga naman gabel= car bomb , hehe i’m trying to convince myself here
January 27th, 2009 04:35
Oh bitte, you let your kids watch CNN with you? Tsk, poor kid. LOL.
Anyways, yesterday I visited a friend and told about her 6 yr old son. One day she was mad that her son kept asking her to watch a TV, yung “PENIS” daw. Sabi nung Nanay, “no, anak there’s no show like that in Disney channel”. “no, mom, it’s not PENIS it’s “PHINES & Ferb”.
Uunga naman. Sometimes us old, exaggerate things. Baka yung nakita nga ni Natalie mo is a bomb in a form of a fork.
Hayy, subo na.
January 27th, 2009 07:27
ahahahay.. kala she needs to go to the loo otherwise car bomb kayo
you know explosion of undesirable objects.. mali pala.. lol
January 27th, 2009 11:55
“Anak, hold your car bomb on your left hand and detonator on your right hand”
matakot ka kapag na-complete na ni Natalie yan *lol*
January 27th, 2009 14:42
Hello cheh,
Hahaha… pero parang ang layo pa rin ng gabel ha. :thinking:
Ang mga bata talaga, matalas ang mga pandinig. Kahit sabihin pa nating pang-adult ang usapan, naku careful tayo, at baka the next day alam na ng buong school ang nangyari noong isang araw.
It happens all the time. 
January 27th, 2009 23:20
Hehehe noong nakita ko yong word na bitte iba naisip ko, kala ko as in bitty lols… sorry… *HIK*
January 29th, 2009 10:50
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February 1st, 2009 07:21
i guess sumone feed natie then when natie wont open her mouth to eat, that someone said “bite car bomb”
2nd guess, is there a phrase in german that rhymes/sounds like with “car bomb”?